BuckyB93
8 years ago
Yeah, trees and bushes don't contain oxygen

Mr. Jones
8 years ago
^^^^RRRRRRIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHTTTTTTT
BuckyB93
8 years ago
I think I'll start making campfires using some old rusty sctap iron instead of that fireproof wood and stuff. Or maybe jugs of water (H2O) since it contains both hydrogen and oxygen, that **** would probably torch the whole neighborhood.
frankj1
8 years ago
what about Gurkhas?
DrafterX
8 years ago
Gurkhas in space..?? 😕
frankj1
8 years ago
actually, that's a better idea than what I meant!
DrafterX
8 years ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EmI77ZBeJrQ
:-k
Mr. Jones
8 years ago
#23 BuckyB93

Riiiiigggghhhttttt,

Just put all that iron and H20 IN A FIRE PLACE
and call in your GPS TO CHINA's spaceforce or call PUTIN
ON THE REDLINE....THEY CAN DUAL ENERGY BEAM YOUR
ITEMS...THEY'LL B.L.O.W. UP....

REEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLLL GOOD!
fiddler898
8 years ago
To Absurdity... and Beyond!
bikrtrsh
8 years ago
‘Bout damn time they got them alien space ships reverse engineered. They had like 65 years to get it done. Then Trump happened ..... now look, recruiting space cadets
DrafterX
8 years ago
I'm pretty sure I I'll go in as an occiffer.. 🍺
RMAN4443
8 years ago
I wanted to be a spaceman,
That's what I wanted to be,
Now that I am a spaceman,
Nobody cares about me....:-"
frankj1
8 years ago
I believe The Byrds said it best...

tailgater
8 years ago

To Absurdity... and Beyond!

fiddler898 wrote:



I really really like this one.
delta1
8 years ago
Gotta love it when this place takes a turn, and goes to the Byrds...
teedubbya
8 years ago
May the Schwartz be with you
DrafterX
8 years ago
I have an enormous schwanzstucker... 😟
RMAN4443
8 years ago

I have an enormous schwanzstucker... 😟

DrafterX wrote:


a good cosmetic surgeon could probably fix that...8-[
DrafterX
8 years ago
I've become attached it... 😟
frankj1
8 years ago

Gotta love it when this place takes a turn, turn, turn and goes to the Byrds...

delta1 wrote:


clarified it for ya
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