Ouch!!!!

I'm 61 and ????

Not so sure...that mug is a little rough..

She has a "2 day grim( no shower)" go'in on and saltwater greasy hair...

I'd let her blow me then **** her doggy style ( w/ a rubber) while jamming her face into her hat and a sand castle.....

At 57 .......no,not even with TW's weiner

nope.
but I'd like to thank Jonesy for the sand castle

^^^ your welcome... We are on the same comedy plane
Of consciousness...

you're a little happier this holiday kickoff season than in the past.
Healing, my friend?

I would be afraid I would rupture one or both of them silicone bags....

I am starting to think you boys would phug a poisonous snake if someone would hold the head for you. 🤔

As per my wife . . .
Best replies so far were Jamie's (#10) and T.G's (#12). These two actually made her laugh out loud !

jes

They made me LOL as well. Granted, I had just had hit the left handed cigarette and was feeling good but, I went back this morning and read them again. They still gave me a good chuckle. =d>