I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

deadeyedick wrote:

Two Muslim ladies are sitting by the side of the road in Afghanistan talking, when the first lady pulls a picture out of her pocket.
"This was my eldest son, Ahbdul. He was a good son, and a martyr for Allah."
She pulls out a second picture and says,
"This is my middle son, Mohummad. He was a good son, and also a martyr for Allah."
"She then pulls out a third picture and says,
"This is Faisal, my youngest. He too martyred himself for Allah."
The second woman looks at her and says,
"Kids. They blow up so fast, don't they ?"

jespear wrote: