Is that a Yiddish joke?

I tried.
Cohen is usually a Jewish name, except for the running back on da Bears

He was the chosen one to carry us to the promised land.
Looks like he fumbled...

everyone needs protection

Like a wall

I feel instant regret

At least you recognize...

What used to be minor misdemeanors
in the 1950's, 60's, 70's,& 80's
Are now FULL BLOWN FELONIES...

You could wipe out an entire family in a station wagon with a bigger vehicle while you where drunk as a skunk
in the 50's & 60's and ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WOULD happen to you at ALL...NOTHING.

NOW , if you eat a meal at a restaurant and skip on the Bill..
It's considered a FELONY CRIME??

WTF???

class C felony if the item damaged was valued at $2500 or more; or the damage was committed with explosives

When will these idiots learn??

Criminal Mischief is a good band name.

Opening act: Lewd and Lascivious