Not to point out the obvious, but we have a bunch of old, fat dudes criticizing the looks of some random woman on the internet, who likely wouldn't sleep with any of us if given the opportunity.

****... I slept with plenty of women her size. I think I slept with some women bigger... (hey... when you're rolling on E, the party ended, there's only one woman left and your balls feel really really good... you don't even think twice).

If my wife is ever no longer around, I'm sure I would have sex with someone like her. I'm old, I'm fat and I'm ugly. And I'm willing to bet most of you are as old, fat and ugly as me, or moreso.

victor809 wrote:

I am a moreso

frankj1 wrote:

yeah but a huge schlong makes you look 20lbs thinner...

victor809 wrote:

was she conjoined twins John?

frankj1 wrote:

was she conjoined twins John?

frankj1 wrote:

In all honesty, one of the best sexual encounters I had in my younger days, was with a girl who was 400 lbs, (give or take a few ounces). 😮

jespear wrote:

In all honesty, one of the best sexual encounters I had in my younger days, was with a girl who was 400 lbs, (give or take a few ounces). 😮

jespear wrote:

golleee dammit shidabrick...


Nominee: POY (post of the year)

delta1 wrote:

I was trying to account for the 400 lbs

frankj1 wrote:

I'm assuming there was copious quantities of alcohol and a sack of flour involved?

deadeyedick wrote:

She had a goiter that probably accounted for 150 of them ! 😮
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jespear wrote:

Wine, weed, and Pink Floyd . . . I didn't need no stinkin' flour.

🤐

Not to point out the obvious, but we have a bunch of old, fat dudes criticizing the looks of some random woman on the internet, who likely wouldn't sleep with any of us if given the opportunity.

****... I slept with plenty of women her size. I think I slept with some women bigger... (hey... when you're rolling on E, the party ended, there's only one woman left and your balls feel really really good... you don't even think twice).

If my wife is ever no longer around, I'm sure I would have sex with someone like her. I'm old, I'm fat and I'm ugly. And I'm willing to bet most of you are as old, fat and ugly as me, or moreso.

victor809 wrote: