madspackler
6 years ago
I just figured Frank needed to receive some of the Santa goodness this year. Just because you elect not to participate does not mean you are safe.
It’s a good thing Chanukah is a multi-day holiday. This is a cigar board after all. Just sayin’. To borrow a phrase from another NY’er “it ain’t over till it’s over”.
Tick tick.
frankj1
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6 years ago
I believe he threatened me again...
though it's true that tis better to give than receive, receiving is underrated!
Whistlebritches
6 years ago

I believe he threatened me again...
though it's true that tis better to give than receive, receiving is underrated!

frankj1 wrote:



If I had thought of this the next package would contain a triple orificed blow up doll,super lubed vagina,oscillating anal cavity and an oral piggy bank...…...for a quarter inserted behind the ear her lips fold back and the lips start quivering.
frankj1
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6 years ago
well, this tribute went south quickly.

good thing Eric has you blocked
Palama
6 years ago

well, this tribute went south quickly.

good thing Eric has you blocked

frankj1 wrote:



Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! 😂
ZRX1200
6 years ago
So he classy AND smaaaahht
ZRX1200
6 years ago
Sounds like we’re bombing Frank then until the other things starts.....
Sunoverbeach
6 years ago
Man, this thread started out so cheerful and heartwarming and took a hard left. Maybe even a 180. Well deserved frank and nicely done spackler

Now, Frankie. I'm going to need an addy. No, no! Not in any way to play a part in the bombing Z mentioned. Absolutely not. Nosiree!
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6 years ago
I no longer participate in bombs, trying to cut back to almost no smoking...if possible.
But I do love the love, it helps.

send to da troops?
madspackler
6 years ago
Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick......

Elvis has left the building......actually left last week. I have heard that tinkering with the mail is a Federal offense.

Once a plan is put in motion it can be impossible to stop....

The difference between an threat and a plan is that threats don't always come to fruition. A plan gets executed.

Merry Chanukah and Happy Christmas Frank - just showing the Cbid Love. Please enjoy.

Just like it is stated in the Sleigh Ride Christmas Carol-------I'm Laughing all the way!
RMAN4443
6 years ago

You know what they say, don’t come up for air until your face looks like a glazed donut.

ZRX1200 wrote:


or get a snorkel, and blow bubbles....8-[


Great hit Spackler.....frank, you still have a little, eh, let's call it icing, there on your chin...8-[

Happy Chanuka, Merry Christmas, and Happy Merry Festivus to the Restuvus.....🍺
RMAN4443
6 years ago

If I had thought of this the next package would contain a triple orificed blow up doll,super lubed vagina,oscillating anal cavity and an oral piggy bank...…...and a partridge in a pear tree8-[

Whistlebritches wrote:


delta1
6 years ago

If I had thought of this the next package would contain a triple orificed blow up doll,super lubed vagina,oscillating anal cavity and an oral piggy bank...…...for a quarter inserted behind the ear her lips fold back and the lips start quivering.

Whistlebritches wrote:



PM vendor info please...
USNGunner
6 years ago
OK. So, Frank's not hurting for smokes. But the kringle was good.

Frank's low on goodies!

If anyone should slip me an address, I'd never tell. 😁

Vince
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6 years ago
I forgot to ask who drove the bus for madspackler?
madspackler
6 years ago
That’s easy —— the bus driver provided an addy.
ZRX1200
6 years ago
Tuck hates bus drivers!
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6 years ago
aaaand we aren't done here...

just got home from an afternoon at the movies with our granddaughter (saw Frozen 2) and yet another parcel is on the stoop.
Madspackler yet again.

I'm learning so much about WI and IL geography, today's lesson comes from Mrs. Prindables of Niles, IL
Probably the largest apple in captivity, I'm talking like softball size, or if your from MA, RI, or smaht parts of ME it's the size of a candlepin bowling ball...maybe even duck pin!

The modest description says it is a "milk chocolate walnut pecan caramel apple". Don't believe me about the size? Label says "6 servings per container". Easy to believe.

Oh, and to make sure it's Chanukah appropriate, it came with a Star of David inside! How great is that?

Eric, you are one amazing, detail oriented MO FO!

Thank you yet again. This will be consumed by a small gathering after we light the third candle tomorrow evening, probably with an Arizona rose chaser from DED.
You FOGS are unbelievable.

OK, show's over. Go home.

SmokeMonkey
6 years ago
The spaciest is good people.
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6 years ago
he double talked his way out of giving up the bus driver too.
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