deadeyedick
Wednesday, April 1, 2020 1:22:08 PM

G1 For Seniors.

Avoid those lab tests and costly co-pays that your doctor's tell you to get at Quest Diagnostics.

Simply go outside and pee in the front yard.

If ant's gather: DIABETES.

If you pee on your feet: PROSTATE

If it smells like a barbecue: CHOLESTEROL

If your wrist hurts when you shake it: OSTEOARTHRITIS

If you return to your house with your **** outside your pants: ALZHEIMER'S

delta1
Wednesday, April 1, 2020 1:24:35 PM
...checked off four of those boxes...what do I win?
deadeyedick
Wednesday, April 1, 2020 1:33:44 PM

...checked off four of those boxes...what do I win?

delta1 wrote:

I don't remember.:-k

frankj1
Wednesday, April 1, 2020 2:31:44 PM

I don't remember.:-k

deadeyedick wrote:

your fly is down

Gene363
Wednesday, April 1, 2020 2:40:00 PM

😂

CelticBomber
Wednesday, April 1, 2020 2:42:51 PM
Just canceled my wife's Dr's appointment. Can't wait to explain to her why!
tonygraz
Wednesday, April 1, 2020 6:30:21 PM

...checked off four of those boxes...what do I win?

delta1 wrote:

Depends

USNGunner
Wednesday, April 1, 2020 6:30:56 PM

Depends

tonygraz wrote:

Ensure?

deadeyedick
Thursday, April 2, 2020 9:32:57 AM

your fly is down

frankj1 wrote:

Your osteo must be a biotch!

Panama Red1
Thursday, April 2, 2020 2:45:27 PM
Neighbors called the police on me for the first suggestion. guess they got no idea about science !
tonygraz
Thursday, April 2, 2020 5:25:43 PM
Probably deep in debt to Quest too.