delta1
Tuesday, April 7, 2020 6:13:37 PM
miss a full daily "sports" section in the paper and live televised sports on TV every day...we'd be in the middle of the NCAA Basketball tournament now and nearing the playoffs in the NBA
delta1
Tuesday, April 7, 2020 6:14:28 PM

Is it wrong for one man to yodel in another man’s cave?

Brewha wrote:

only if the other man's in that cave...

Mr. Jones
Tuesday, April 7, 2020 6:16:31 PM
To each his own...but...never the same....
Brewha
Tuesday, April 7, 2020 6:18:22 PM
The fool is the twin of the wise.
MACS
Tuesday, April 7, 2020 6:18:56 PM
If you have a problem with me, call me. If you don't have my number, you don't know me well enough to have a problem.
Brewha
Tuesday, April 7, 2020 6:24:20 PM
Life is like a box of chocolates:

It goes much faster for fat people.

delta1
Tuesday, April 7, 2020 6:59:24 PM
ever wonder what your shadow is thinking
MACS
Tuesday, April 7, 2020 7:10:38 PM

ever wonder what your shadow is thinking

delta1 wrote:

This jackass is making me fat?

clintCigar
Tuesday, April 7, 2020 7:31:15 PM
Fuuck the CCP
8trackdisco
Tuesday, April 7, 2020 7:51:32 PM
Put this on the 500 thread, but it fits better here.

When birds first arrive north from the south, where do they sleep the first night?

They don’t have nests yet.

Speyside
Tuesday, April 7, 2020 7:57:16 PM
Anyone who thinks money is the root of all evils doesn't have any.
teedubbya
Tuesday, April 7, 2020 8:05:01 PM
If the WNBA season was cancelled would anyone notice?
MACS
Tuesday, April 7, 2020 8:07:06 PM
I wonder if Bruce Willis is gonna come back in time to look for the 12 pangolins... ??
Dg west deptford
Tuesday, April 7, 2020 8:10:05 PM
People with wives in menopause should be allowed to go to the bar
teedubbya
Tuesday, April 7, 2020 8:16:01 PM
Is Keith Richards really alive or is it faked like the moon landing
teedubbya
Tuesday, April 7, 2020 8:17:10 PM
Is Caitlin Jenners wiener still bigger than mine?
8trackdisco
Tuesday, April 7, 2020 8:24:35 PM

If the WNBA season was cancelled would anyone notice?

teedubbya wrote:

Also don't understand why my team (Arsenal FC) can't play.

Their defenders are never within 6 feet of an opponent attacking player and never get closer than 7 feet from the goal.

Sunoverbeach
Tuesday, April 7, 2020 8:41:46 PM
If the universe is truly infinite, then isn't every imaginable version of life on other planets guaranteed to exist?
8trackdisco
Tuesday, April 7, 2020 8:45:52 PM

^. Not random enough. 😎

fiddler898 wrote:

Sorry Fiddler. How about this.

Portugal's two biggest exports are olives and cork.

Better?

8trackdisco
Tuesday, April 7, 2020 8:47:17 PM

Anyone who thinks money is the root of all evils doesn't have any.

Speyside wrote:

Money is like sex and oxygen. Not a problem unless you aren't getting enough.