Happy Passover!
Tried having a Seder with the wife, the three year old and the 6 month old girls. I come from a long family history of "4+ hour seders"...
We lasted about 8 minutes before I was sitting at the table alone drinking wine. The three year old was running around the house yelling "dayenu, dayenu" over and over again and the six month old and the wife escaped to the bedroom to feed in peace. Somehow, I managed to get the infant to bed, the afikomen hidden and then found, and the wife and I and the three year old finished off the manischeiwitz (the wife and I, not the three year old) and concluded the Seder with jelly fruit slices, which are apparently like crack to my three year old.
Stogie1020 wrote: