Jewish man on his death bed smells noodle kugel. His daughter is dutifully there. He says, "I smell kugel". And she says, "yeah, Mom is making some". The curtain is just about to fall. He's on his last breaths. And he says, "just to taste Kugel once before I die". And she says, "of course, Daddy".

She runs into the kitchen, gets back, sits down, and folds her hands. He says - barely even able to say the words - "where's the kugel?" And she says, "Mom says it's for after".

MACS wrote:

one of the greatest jokes any culture has evah birthed...but you need to say "Mom said no. It's for the shiva".

frankj1 wrote:

Always liked the one about the Jewish wife finally giving her cremated husband that BJ he always wanted.

deadeyedick wrote:

Leo Rosten, the great writer and authority on Jewish humor, suggested one of the key characteristics of Jewish humor is revenge over the oppressor by the use of guile or circumstance.

This is such a story:

Moshe was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig and menacingly says,
“Thanks Jew Boy, whatcha gonna do about it?"

Moshe burst into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can’t stand to see a man crying. What’s your problem?"

"This is the worst day of my life," Moshe says. "I'm a complete failure. “I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. “When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. "I left my wallet in the cab I took home. “I found my wife in bed with the postman and then my dog bit me. “So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.

“I buy a drink; drop a capsule in the glass and sit here watching the poison dissolve;
then you show up and drink the whole thing! “But enough about me, how's your day going?"

frankj1 wrote:

Jewish man on his death bed smells noodle kugel. His daughter is dutifully there. He says, "I smell kugel". And she says, "yeah, Mom is making some". The curtain is just about to fall. He's on his last breaths. And he says, "just to taste Kugel once before I die". And she says, "of course, Daddy".

She runs into the kitchen, gets back, sits down, and folds her hands. He says - barely even able to say the words - "where's the kugel?" And she says, "Mom says it's for after".

MACS wrote:

I had NOTHING to do with this, Frankie T ! 🤐

jespear wrote: