I'm losing track, what's the new COVID variant now that will kill mankind this year? How many masks do we need to wear and how many ineffective shots to we need to inject?

Rather than a vax passport that has to be stamped and signed off, maybe we just get one of those cards where they use a hole punch. But not a circle punch, that would be too easy to fake and is boring. Like a punch that has a squiggy Rx snake thingy. It would save on ink and look cool.

Also we should expand injections for a drive up service where you don't even have to get out of the car... drive up to CVS, Rite Aid, Walgreens, WalMart... they sick you, punch your card and give you a Dum-Dum lollypop. Maybe a complimentary car wash sponsored by Pfizer with blinky lights and stuff

NEXT!

BuckyB93 wrote:

I'm losing track, what's the new COVID variant now that will kill mankind this year? How many masks do we need to wear and how many ineffective shots to we need to inject?

Rather than a vax passport that has to be stamped and signed off, maybe we just get one of those cards where they use a hole punch. But not a circle punch, that would be too easy to fake and is boring. Like a punch that has a squiggy Rx snake thingy. It would save on ink and look cool.

Also we should expand injections for a drive up service where you don't even have to get out of the car... drive up to CVS, Rite Aid, Walgreens, WalMart... they sick you, punch your card and give you a Dum-Dum lollypop. Maybe a complimentary car wash sponsored by Pfizer with blinky lights and stuff

NEXT!

BuckyB93 wrote:

I have a punch card from a Thai restaurant that gets me a free appetizer after 10 visits...

frankj1 wrote:

I have a punch card from a Thai restaurant that gets me a free appetizer after 10 visits...

frankj1 wrote:

with 6 you get eggroll...:-k

RMAN4443 wrote:

We’re two months out now from the lifting of mask mandates and about 1/3 are still wearing masks.

Masks on people walking outside is still common.

Masks on people driving alone is still common.

I think “Immunocompromised” is gonna be the next cool thing like “gluten-free”.

HockeyDad wrote:

In California we get a free pizza after 8 ‘Rona vaccines.

Also no copays on ‘Rona vaccines or abortions.

HockeyDad wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEoNZSLabLc

MACS wrote:

I think “Immunocompromised” is gonna be the next cool thing like “gluten-free”.

HockeyDad wrote:

I always laugh when beef is labeled as "gluten-free." People don't even understand what they're opposed to

Sunoverbeach wrote:

My inner mind slipped into Drafter mode and told me to ask her to see her tits for a full analysis but I didn't verbalize that comment.

BuckyB93 wrote:

Went to a Vietnamese place for lunch. They still had a “face covering required” sign in the window. I turned around and walked away.

HockeyDad wrote: