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frankj1
Herf-A-Holic

3 years ago

#21

"Always go for Native American on the HR forms."
-E. Warren

tailgater wrote:

I knew there was a Warren layup just waiting to be said but I couldn't get 'er done.
Thank you...
I can exhale now

frankj1
Herf-A-Holic

3 years ago

#22

And is it wrong that I thought MACS was going to ask a tax question?

tailgater wrote:

I don't think so but look what happened to Tony Mazz.

MACS
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

3 years ago

#23

And is it wrong that I thought MACS was going to ask a tax question?

tailgater wrote:

I probably should have. I owed both fed and state!

Fed can wait until April... mudda fuggas.

deadeyedick
Herf-A-Holic

3 years ago

#24

I probably should have. I owed both fed and state!

Fed can wait until April... mudda fuggas.

MACS wrote:

I only owe money to two people: The jews and the gentiles

MACS
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

3 years ago

#25

I only owe money to two people: The jews and the gentiles

deadeyedick wrote:

😂

ZRX1200
Herf-A-Holic

3 years ago

#26

Stogie, my grandma averaged $3 checking the cushions at Barnes and Noble. This is my family experience…..I’ll have to work in the restaurant gimmick.

tailgater
Herf-A-Holic

3 years ago

#27

I don't think so but look what happened to Tony Mazz.

frankj1 wrote:

No. Mazz really screwed the pooch on that one.
It sounded awful as he was saying it.

frankj1
Herf-A-Holic

3 years ago

#28

No. Mazz really screwed the pooch on that one.
It sounded awful as he was saying it.

tailgater wrote:

how weird would it be if we reversed our normal political positions on this issue?

Stogie1020
Herf-A-Holic

3 years ago

#29

Stogie, my grandma averaged $3 checking the cushions at Barnes and Noble. This is my family experience…..I’ll have to work in the restaurant gimmick.

ZRX1200 wrote:

Please don't, it's a stain on my race, er... religion.

tailgater
Herf-A-Holic

3 years ago

#30

how weird would it be if we reversed our normal political positions on this issue?

frankj1 wrote:

No need to worry.
When I first "heard" (or read) about the story, I thought the line was "last time you were around a couple of black guys like that, they stole your car".

Except he didn't say black.

So I either misheard or misread.

And it is a big nothing-burger.

Whistlebritches
Herf-A-Holic

3 years ago

#31

Too funny not to add

“During the Second World War, a southern matron calls up the local army base. ‘We would be honored,’ she tells the sergeant who takes her call, ‘to accommodate five soldiers at our Thanksgiving dinner.’ ‘That’s very gracious of you, ma’am,’ the sergeant answers. ‘Just please make sure they’re not Jews,’ the matron adds. ‘I understand, ma’am.’ Thanksgiving afternoon, the woman answers the front doorbell and is horrified to find five black soldiers standing in the doorway. ‘We’re here for Thanksgiving dinner, ma’am,’ one of the soldiers says. ‘Bu … bu … but your sergeant has made a terrible mistake,’ the woman says. ‘Oh no, ma’am,’ the soldier answers. ‘Sergeant Steinberg never makes mistakes.’”

frankj1
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3 years ago

#32

true story!
That was my father.

Whistlebritches
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3 years ago

#33

true story!
That was my father.

frankj1 wrote:

LMMFAO............The story above is true; the names were supposed to have been changed to protect the innocent

Edited by user 3 years ago | Reason: Not specified

frankj1
Herf-A-Holic

3 years ago

#34

HA!

Whistlebritches
Herf-A-Holic

3 years ago

#35

HA!

frankj1 wrote:

Frank I heard your Father received the Star of David for his heroics in this event

8trackdisco
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3 years ago

#36

At what point and why did the Israelites evolve into being renamed Jews?

Mr. Jones
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3 years ago

#37

Both...

And the Shabak pays top dollar for clandestine favors by civilian sub contractors...and they back you for a lifetime even when everyone you worked with is deceased....

Smokeshow44
Rookie

3 years ago

#38

i love whiskey sours

Mike3316
Connoisseur

3 years ago

#39

My cousin married a guy who WAS Jewish. His father is even a rabbi. He converted to Catholicism to marry my cousin - THAT went over well with his parents. When anyone asks if he's a Jew, his response is ... "I'm Jew-ish". Lol. 🤔

rfenst
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3 years ago

#40

Mike3316 wrote:

My cousin was married in Indonesian in a somewhat Muslim/Island tradition. He says he just mouthed the words to please her. She never told her family he was a Jew. Being Jewish in Jakarta is legally like "anti-social behavior.," but never enforced.

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