Part of the thread topic is humor, so I'll add some humor...
A blonde is a bit on the heavy side, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.”
When the blonde returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds.
“Wow, that’s amazing!” the doctor says, “Did you follow my instructions?”
The blonde nods…
“I’ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
“From hunger?” the doctor inquired.
“No, from skipping,” replied the blonde.
One day a blonde walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt.
The doctor asks her what had happened.
She says, "well... when I was ironing my clothes the phone rang. I mistakenly picked up the iron instead of the phone.
"Well that explains one ear, but what about the other."
"The a$$hole called again"
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