Lots of pretty decent noobs here. Send care packages appropriately. I hooked up Max

Good man!
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14 MARCH DANM
    While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
            Only this and nothing more.”
I opened the door and a man wearing a cheap suit and styling a cheap haircut flashed an FBI badge in my face and asked if I was Hunter Biden. I said no, I’m Jeebling. He stuffed a box in my hands and whispered, “Hide this,”.
This is what the forensic investigators found:
BDL (Liga 12?) Connie, nice chunky Robusto
BDL (Liga 12?) Hab Robusto
BDL (Liga 12?) Hab Mad nice chunky BP Robusto
Buena Vista Edicion Limitada Toro
Fugazi Opus Chateau Opus Robusto
Last of My Kind Hab Nic Puro, dark oily Robusto
Miami (calling this the fake Tatuaje) Robusto
PENN Standard BL Robusto
PENN Standard Nic Lancaster leaf wrapper (?) Rothschild
Megilla Habano Nic Puro dark oily Churchill
Megilla Habano Nic Puro dark oily Corona Gorda
Megilla Habano Nic Puro dark oily Lancero
Megilla Habano Nic Puro dark oily Torpedo
Record Bond Ecuadorian Hab Robusto
Record Bond Edicion Limitada 1958 Ecuadorian Hab Mad Robusto

Danm included a good bit of background and interesting details. The selection of wrappers on these blends will be an education in itself, excellent way to hone the palate and learn something about tobacco. What an incredible and thoughtful gift. Danm, thank you very much, sir!

Mint.

I was just handed a box…I’ll inventory and post the goods as soon as I can. Thanks Ram!

14 MARCH RAM27
I was napping when suddenly awakened by a loud growl. I went out to the porch and a huge grizz’ was standing there in blues jeans and a DI hat. He asked if I was JEEBS. I said I was. He said, “Only you can prevent forest fires. Discard your cigars safely.” Then he left.

Here’s the kindling:
BDL Hab Mad BP Robusto
3 x CAO Brazilia Gol! Brz Mad Gordo
2 x Compare to Fuente Anejo Toro
El Ray del Mundo Oscuro Rob
2 x LGC Classic Esteli Nic Jalapa Robusto
PENN Standard BL Robusto

RAM27, thank you for this double fiver! The LGC I like and the rest I’ve NH. Thank you for hooking up a noob. I will let these rest in storage to acclimate and then burn’em down!

EDIT: Forgot to mention the banner a 2’x3’ CIGAR WHISKEY STEAK FREEDOM sturdy nylon job with brass grommets. Nice!

Mint?

Happy it finally made it jeebs.🇨🇮

Synonym for "perfect" or slang for "that's good/great/awesome"
BTW, two more good short stories.

TACOPS Recon to SAT ZRX, establish comms for critical mission update. Over.