Gene363
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a year ago

FΕ•rrrrrANK !!!

BWUHAHAHAHAHA!!🀣🀣🀣🀣 JOKE...


NOW FOR MY WORD...

" GRAVITAS "


REALLY???

Mr. Jones wrote:




=d> =d> =d>
Mr. Jones
a year ago
Look @ puffy...

Up to "38"...

You go girl....πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«
a year ago
Most were already covered but:

Like
Literal
Literally
Cringe
Cringey
frankj1
a year ago

From my coporate days.....

Pivot & Amazing

8trackdisco wrote:


we'll circle back to that in a while...
MaduroJorge
a year ago
MaduroJorge
rfenst
a year ago
random


When used to describe any unexpected event rather than statistics.
MaduroJorge
a year ago
Next in line.!
No need to remind you that you're in line.
JGKAMIN
a year ago

we'll circle back to that in a while...

frankj1 wrote:


Only overused by Peppermint Patty.
Mr. Jones
a year ago
Jan Pasaki...

That redheaded hot skinny gash...

I'd love to plug up her " circle back around for that " rosy red lips
With my engorged member whilst forcing her noggin down on it with both hands...aLLedGeDly
RobertHively
a year ago

Jan Pasaki...

That redheaded hot skinny gash...

I'd love to plug up her " circle back around for that " rosy red lips
With my engorged member whilst forcing her noggin down on it with both hands...aLLedGeDly

Mr. Jones wrote:



In the X-117 tunnel underneath the Willard Hotel?:-k
puffymcpufferson
a year ago

framework

MaduroJorge wrote:



Someone kill me now. Current group project is outlined as a syllabus and, of course, the bossiest person is the least experienced. I'm forced to remind them several times a day that "this is a framework" because they so strongly associate the word, syllabus, with academia. Never mind I'm chief engineer, systems mechanic and logistics liaison, and they're stapled to a desk.
Gene363
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a year ago

Someone kill me now. Current group project is outlined as a syllabus and, of course, the bossiest person is the least experienced. I'm forced to remind them several times a day that "this is a framework" because they so strongly associate the word, syllabus, with academia. Never mind I'm chief engineer, systems mechanic and logistics liaison, and they're stapled to a desk.

puffymcpufferson wrote:



Flashbacks! Stop it! πŸ˜‚

Meanwhile, some maintenance guys are waiting for an incorrect and overly complex answer that was obvious to them ages ago.
8trackdisco
a year ago

we'll circle back to that in a while...

frankj1 wrote:



Only after we create and expand revenue steams. We have to learn to do more with less. In January, we have to hit the ground running and shift the paradigm. Questions?

(insignificant, nameless, faceless plebe asks a question the senior leader doesn't have an answer for. Haltingly, he responds)

Our management structure is different. Most leadership charts have the president at the top. Not ours. The Customer is at the top, and front line people like you are over the leaders. What does that mean to you?

8track leans over to his leader's, leader and says...... It mean chit runs uphill?

Leader says HA! wayyyy too loud, then tries to compose herself. 8track stares straightforward with no reaction whatsover- like a good sociopath.

Senior Leader- For now, let's put a pin in that.
8trackdisco
a year ago

110%

MaduroJorge wrote:



When someone would tell me they were going to give 110%, I'd ask... Why not 125%?

Only response was a blank stare.
Gene363
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a year ago

Only after we create and expand revenue steams. We have to learn to do more with less. In January, we have to hit the ground running and shift the paradigm. Questions?

(insignificant, nameless, faceless plebe asks a question the senior leader doesn't have an answer for. Haltingly, he responds)

Our management structure is different. Most leadership charts have the president at the top. Not ours. The Customer is at the top, and front line people like you are over the leaders. What does that mean to you?

8track leans over to he leader's leader and says...... It mean chit runs uphill?

Leader says HA! wayyyy too loud, then tries to compose herself. 8track stares straightforward with no reaction whatsover- like a good sociopath.

Senior Leader- For now, let's put a pin in that.

8trackdisco wrote:




133% πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚


Gene363
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a year ago
Black belt and Six Sigma


I had an old manager that came to town for a seminar. We met to have dinner and talk over old times. During dinner he asked if I had heard about the company adopting Six Sigma. I said I had, so he asked what I thought about it. I told him in the past when we adopted such programs as Quality Teams, Employee Empowerment, Team Building, etcetera.

I was always in the front row thinking this is great stuff. However, there was always an older guy in the back, arms folded over his chest muttering, β€œThis is BS, just another management flavor of the month. It will all blow over when they figure out they don’t need as many mid level managers.” Then I said, "Now… I AM that guy.

The funny part? He was there for Six Sigma Black Belt training. That ended the conversation for the evening.
MACS
a year ago
I use curse words too much.

I use them like adjectives and adverbs... and nouns... and sometimes verbs. 🌫
MaduroJorge
a year ago

When someone would tell me they were going to give 110%, I'd ask... Why not 125%?

Only response was a blank stare.

8trackdisco wrote:


Yeah! WTF? let's go for 182%πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
RobertHively
a year ago

The most you'll get out of me is 98.2%
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