tarheel4lyf
23 years ago
Just to set my mind at ease, what is Slim's association with CBid and CI? I know I sound like a dipsh*t, but I keep seeing a lot of posts about Slim. Just curious. Thanks.
jimmy@ctconnect.com
23 years ago
He's the owner .....
tarheel4lyf
23 years ago
tarheel4lyf
23 years ago
then perhaps he would have some insight as to how to get started with a small "brick and mortar" shop?

tarheel4lyf at yahoo dot com
CJBully
23 years ago
Tarheel,

Slim was born into an extremely poor South Dakota family of Dung beetle ranchers. The oldest son in a family of 19 children, Slim's first job was to prevent the ranchhands from molesting the livestock.
At 14, Slim began selling stolen cigars from the back of his family's 1936 Ford truck and ran a brothel in the front.
At 24, Slim moved the business to northeast Pennsylvania because of it's proximity to NYC and the steel mills.
He built his first brick and mortar store at the corner of Marla Ave and Gout St. only to burn it down and collect the insurance money.
He built the present store with the profits from the accidental fire.
Slim has never forgot his humble beginnings nor has he forgotten that first store. He'll be happy to give out advice regarding cigars and will tell about how he carefully removes the cello from each cigar to personally inspect them before storage.

Tobasco
23 years ago
CJ, thats Damn Funny!

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Mr.Mean
23 years ago
You forgot about the baby dung beetle he saved from that first fire. He now keeps him as a pet and has named him Lefty.
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xibbumbero
23 years ago
BWAHAHAHA...too funny CJ. X
Todog
23 years ago
Slim is really Al Gore!
Todog
23 years ago
He invented the cigar!
tarheel4lyf
23 years ago
did he invent the intern, also?
jimmy@ctconnect.com
23 years ago
not really .... he just got caught in the .net portion ...
Slimboli
23 years ago
You guys are absoultely hilarious!

tarheel4lyf --- I'm nothing more than a highly opinionated 'old cigar smoking bastage' that has been on this board longer than I ever expected ... and am not afraid to voice what I feel to whomever brings it out in me.

I'm like a regular in a certain bar or tavern. You know, kind of like 'Norm' on the old Cheers TV series ... though more people liken me to 'Cliff Claven'.

I'm just a fixture that has been around here a long time ... and I am very passionate about premium cigars. I have a good relationship with the folks who run CI/CB, and consider them and the staff good friends.

To me, this place is like a home away from home ...
rayder1
23 years ago
I think you should have let them run with the dung beetle farm story for a while.

It would have been funny to see how many people bouht it.
E-Chick
23 years ago
Slim, we'd expect nothing less from you...but, you really should be the owner...I think you just may care a bit more than the actual one(s)...and just think, you'd really rule the boards - no ifs, ands or buts!

It wouldn't be the same if you weren't here...I'd only have MrMean, CJBully and Sammydaddy to ruffle my feathers and fight with (all in fun of course)...Daveyg2 and I kissed and made up a long time ago...

Merry Christmas you 'old cigar smoking bastage'!!! (Is bastage a real word, or did you mistype?)
E-Chick
23 years ago
Slim, we'd expect nothing less from you...but, you really should be the owner...I think you just may care a bit more than the actual one(s)...and just think, you'd really rule the boards - no ifs, ands or buts!

It wouldn't be the same if you weren't here...I'd only have MrMean, CJBully and Sammydaddy to ruffle my feathers and fight with (all in fun of course)...Daveyg2 and I kissed and made up a long time ago...

Merry Christmas you 'old cigar smoking bastage'!!! (Is bastage a real word, or did you mistype?)
E-Chick
23 years ago
Slim, we'd expect nothing less from you...but, you really should be the owner...I think you just may care a bit more than the actual one(s)...and just think, you'd really rule the boards - no ifs, ands or buts!

It wouldn't be the same if you weren't here...I'd only have MrMean, CJBully and Sammydaddy to ruffle my feathers and fight with (all in fun of course)...Daveyg2 and I kissed and made up a long time ago...

Merry Christmas you 'old cigar smoking bastage'!!! (Is bastage a real word, or did you mistype?)
E-Chick
23 years ago
Uh, that was weird! Just call me triple take or in the words of X...threesome! HaH! I beat him to it!
jjohnson28
23 years ago
Truth is he sold the highly successful dung beetle farm long ago and now lives in Northern California with his dung beetle,a large cat and a turtle named Gus.You may have heard of his alter ego he is quite popular in the soft porn industry up there,he goes by the handle Slimboni...and the saga continues...
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