As Lee Corso would say to Kirk Herbstreit... "Not so fast, my friend".

As the proud owner of a slightly used, but still dependable labia turned scrotum, I have taken it upon myself to study my own body and it's workings.

The tensing of my dartos fascia tell me that this conversation will turn weird though if we don't change the subject.

Football?

It does cause hair to grow on the palms of your hands.

How 'bout dem NINERS!!

Now....about the 49er's defensive problems. We need to fix this asap.

He's been hurt, but might play this weekend.

You from West Virginia?

The others are just imitators.