JonR
19 years ago
Yo jbu:

"Those eating frozen waffles oft believe the system is not working."


You have it wrong... Those eating frozen waffles oft believe the toaster is not working.



JonR



PS: Purple people are ****, and get ate by the "One eyed one horn flying purple people eater".
JonR
19 years ago

Flying Purple People Eater

Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky
It had the one long horn, one big eye
I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"
It looks like a purple eater to me

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
(One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater)
A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (One eye?)

Well he came down to earth and he lit in a tree
I said Mr. Purple People Eater, don't eat me
I heard him say in a voice so gruff
(I wouldn't eat you cuz you're so tough)

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
One-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (One horn?)

I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line
He said it's eatin' purple people and it sure is fine
But that's not the reason that I came to land
(I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band)

Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater
Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater
(We wear short shorts)
Flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me

And then he swung from the tree and he lit on the ground
He started to rock, really rockin' around
It was a crazy ditty with a swingin' tune
(Sing a boop boop aboopa lopa lum bam boom)

Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater
Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater
(I like short shorts)
Flyin' little people eater
Sure looks strange to me (Purple People?)

And then he went on his way, and then what do ya know
I saw him last night on a TV show
He was blowing it out, a'really knockin' em dead
Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in his head
Charlie
19 years ago
Hey JonR

My uncle recorded and produced that silly song.
He also discovered Johnny Nash and lots of other biggies, he was big in the music business....

Charlie
teedubbya
19 years ago
*wink* *wink*

yes I'm sure the creator of this would have come up with the same idea if the driver wasn't black and the rider a white woman.......

just like the movie was really about a chineese woman driver and a somoan wrestler rider

Like I said, I could care less but lets not pretend.... thats worse than getting all upset about it.


teedubbya
19 years ago
tar babies really have nothing to do with race, it has to do with cigarettes *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*

If I post a picture with a white pillowcase over someones face it wouldn't be incinuating they were racist....it would simply be a metophor of their love for linen and daisy freshness
teedubbya
19 years ago
I can look away too...
jackconrad
19 years ago
what the Ell is that Wink winK leedin up ta, It's a nudge nudge next,aint it blokey.
SteveS
19 years ago
While drving in heavy traffic, if I consider IQ power of the population as a whole, I realize that at least half the cars around me are being driven by some rather dim witted folks and I quickly feel at grave risk ... some of the responses in this thread are such that I'm having that same reaction and thinking that it's just as well I'm not driving right now because it's evident that if I were, the risk factor would be even higher than it is on the freeway at rush hour ...
HockeyDad
19 years ago
SteveS,

Why would you be driving right now and reading CigarBid forums? That sounds reckless!

I'm hungry. I'm in the mood for some good white bread.

teedubbya
19 years ago
If thinking that pasting a black face onto a black driver played by morgan freeman and a white face into a rider played by jessica tandy that carries the message that movie did (a good one at that) is not a coincidence and would not be applied to any other than a black and white woman means a low IQ then I am guilty.

That said, if you want to attack someones IQ maybe you are starting in the wrong place.

Its really pretty simple. I'm not saying you are racist for thinking further in to things and making it some intellectual statement. Great. It's like art. See in it what you like.

But the imagery was intentional. Look for the root of the picture. I've seen it several places now.
teedubbya
19 years ago
and I dislike both of these scums......

but I will not pretend there is no racebaiting involved in this picture.
jackconrad
19 years ago
Maybye a drink will help me figure out whot that meant.
teedubbya
19 years ago
maybe jack. I'm just not much ito justifying racism
teedubbya
19 years ago
HockeyDad
19 years ago
May I suggest a mint julep?
teedubbya
19 years ago
lol hd love 'em

even with my po iq
jbu
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  • Herf-A-Holic
19 years ago
I love the title of this post
jackconrad
18 years ago
Charlie
18 years ago
The Belguim Waffle was invented in Brooklyn I have been told...........is this true?

Charlie
jackconrad
18 years ago
Hsu's driving who now ?
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