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Those are fakes!!!

Look:

http://www.snopes.com/photoshoped-waffle-signs-by-pancake-haters.asp 

GOD would not LIE!!!!!!!!!

I believe there is a passage in Leviticus on the prohibitions of waffles...something about them being an abomination.





DAMN! They got that whole "lie with a man as you would woman" thing prohibited! There goes my sex life...

Suyrpee 12:10

He that walks in the true light at dawn, hath does eatith thine waffle; live thee waffle, makith thy family waffles, and luvith thine waffles as one so luves the mapple.



amen

Moses told the Israelites,

" Honor thy Pancakes"
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors Pancakes
Thou shalt not eat waffles....
Thou shalt not listen to Rickmaven....


wheel,,,

And on the 1st day God ceated Waffles

YOU TELLEM JACK!!!!!


YEAH!!!!

On the seventh day God rested and had Pancakes, and said "it is good".

he saved the best for last..

So there you waffle heathens.


wheel..
Pancake Theologian

Biscuits rule!

w/ or w/out gravey?

I love 'em ANY way....Even with cinnamon and syrup...gravy....just butter......I'M HUNGRY NOW!

SOS!!!!!!!!!

Alll over them and the srambled eggs!!!!!

That was THEE DEAL in the USAF!

yum.

Of course... waffles made us sharp and SAC trained Killers!

On The eigth day God woke up with a terrible stomach ache and screamed," Damn those lousy Pancakes and the people who like them", and the rest is History.

Yepper....

Day nine (NINE!!!) ..... day nine and on-ward .... GOD has blessed the waffle lovers across the land of Judee'a and back!!!

Look!!!!!!




http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/8462/churchsign1oh6.jpg 




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I like pancakes and waffles, but give me a choice of steak and eggs with hash browns, I`ll take the other on the side. 🙂

WT.

...and biscuits

and Mary said....

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/8462/churchsign1oh6.jpg 

In The Beginning

God created man. God gave him MORALS, and Values, and a
conscience. And God saw he was good.

After God was done, God realized that to have a balance there
needed to be something really evil, without morals, and values, or a conscience, so thinking people could make a choice between good and evil.

So God created Pancakes..

Dang... Jack is freaking a smart cookie! I didn't know you were so smart and godley until this thread... teeheee!

(Can a 6'4" guy say Teehee and not be gay...)


WHEELRITE!!!!!!!

PLEASE SEE BELOW VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

and Mary said....

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/8462/churchsign1oh6.jpg 

I hope Wheelrite is ok.....

To many pusspancakes can make you ill...... and lead to im-paa-tince (ED - errectial disfunction) .... they tell me.