I am an infidel..........


and a friz-batierian...........


We believe that when you die, your soul goes up on top of the roof and you can't get it back down.....


Baawahahahaha!


And waffles are everywhere!!!!!!

Glorious....... I'm ready!

ALL WAFFLE INFIDELS will be dipped in Pancake syrup and left on Rosie ODonnell's door step....


ha ha ha.....

wheel..
defender of the cake...

I woke this morning dreaming of panpusscakes,,,,,

Threw away my waffle mix and iron..... and ran to the nearest I-Hop.......


Thenn..... thennnnn........


I WOKE UP from the nightmare..... shake'n and in a deep wet sweat..... It was horriable!


Praise God for waffles and the American Way,,,,,

On this crisp 4th of July morning.... I wish all patriots a wonderful day !!!! Go out into the world and enjoy your family!

Remember it is YOU that makes us strong and able to defend ourselfs from communism, tyrrany, and the horrid pan-puss-cake eaters or the world....

Gods speed!

^^^^^

happy birthday USA,

231 candles on your PANCAKES..


"give me pancakes or give me death"
Patrick Henry,Continental Congress breakfast,
July 4th 1776

I SPIT ON YOUR FLAPJACKS !

Jack, you are a true revolutionist..... I am proud to fight along side you.......


Tomorrow if the start of the Pan-PUSS-cake over throw....

I have stragized with some of the best waffle-commanders and Breakfast masters in the world and a bomb will have been launched tomorrow at aprox Zero Eight Hundren and Thirty hours..... The switch has been thrown.......


"Let's Play a Game...... Lets Play Thermo-Nuke-Lee-er-PanPussCakeKiller War........ "

Jack is just dripping with butter and syrup.

CARY ON ,BRAVE SOLDIER !

Just the way you like him... hu Cuzz...

Capn Crunch is preparing the Royal Pancake Navy for a waffle blockade.


Never Surrender..

Wheel,,
Pancake Commander in Chief,,

I hear a faint whisle in the back-ground..... over TEXAS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!

War is Hell.... pray for waffles.....

I just recieved a WAFFLE I.E.D. in the mail.
Thanks bro it is awsome.I just posted a photo of your cool gift.

wheelrite...

Sooo.... how is Luke doing?

Hopefully still to the dark side and ready to eat a healthy SEXY stack of Waffles!!!!!

Butter..... Yummy!

Ah Darth,

Luke is well !!!
Luke is in intense Pancke-Jedi Re-indoctrination,in atonement for his brief time on the DARK SIDE.

MAY THE PANCAKE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU...

WHEEL
BOTC....

crap....

well.... go screew your sister or something....

She's not really my sister.We just like to play house.

Then have sex..


wheel...

sYRUPY STUFF!

Good sunday morning to all the faithful !!!


The griddle is smoking.
The butter is melting.
The syrup is driping.

The Pancakes beckon !!!


Can I get a witness !!!

Amen Amen Amen brother !!!

Wheel,,
Pancake Preacher,,,,

Sex and Pancakes Don't Mix --

A couple in Romania both visited the hospital after an experiment in sex and cooking went awry. The woman was giving her partner oral sex while he made pancakes. He spilled hot oil down her back, and she involuntarily bit down, which caused him to hit her with the frying pan. She was admitted with burns from the oil and a head injury from the pan. He underwent 4 hours of surgery to repair the damage her teeth had done to his ****. It was the second such incident reported in Romania in two years.

Very good point.

I always Practice "SAFE PANCAKE SEX",,,


WHEEL,,,