YOU.....


are a waffle Biggot!!!!


and should be ashamed!!!!!!


Waffles are food too..............


and you were talking about "MY MOMMA" ??????


Seek forgiveness, before it's too late.....

I like both pancakes and waffles. Some consider this being a "switch hitter."

Hey man, whatever feels good...that's groovy...

PANCAKES belong on page #1.

Thunder's funny!! ^^^^


NOW........


I am off to the Super Target to get some waffle mix.... fruit........ and manly-maple ,,,,

You girly-girl-puss-cake eaters...... go FLAP.... your jacks in private!!!

(shaking head back and forth in shame!)

^^^^
A glimpse of your future, you waffle-wacko...

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Quiche.....

I think I like Quiche better than waffles now.......

Yeah.... I think it's time to go for the:

DEAD PIG

CHEEZZZEEeeeeee

And the things that chickens poop out their back end.... EGGS! Yeah eggs!

Buttermilk pamcakes with sliced bananas and pecans mixed into the batter. Served with bacon and a whole bunch of maple syrup. Fresh OJ and hot java to wash it down. That's a Sunday breakfast of champions.

Oh ick.... I bet you like to ruin good brownies buy putting nuts in them too.....


Pony Up !!!!! Eat a Belgian Waffle and grunt like a MAN!!!

Caveman Even!

I just read in the Tokyo Times,

Japanese citizens are using waffles to scrape the morning scum off their tongues.Then the waffles can be used for industial applications,like maxi pads,bird cage liners,etc.
It just goes to show "the useless can be used"...

wheel...

nothing like some home made waffles on Sunday morn'n w/ fresh coffee and the wacko letters to the editor in the local rag called a newspaper

Cycleman and jojoc sittin' at a Waffle House
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes the butter,
Then comes the stirrups...

^^^ Wheeel!!!!

That has me freaking laughing my ass off...

OPPS! (Can I say ASS)



Japanees are very sharp.... sexy even..... Brian (Burge) sent me some of the BEST waffles!!!

So we know... you made that up to protect your homo-puss-cake tendance's.....

Not that I have anything against homo-sexuals...

We're talking puss-cakes that you eat.....

I don't know who BIRAN is.Obviously he is your WAFFLE DEALER.I blame him.First he gives you a waffle for free.The next thing you know you're driving around the HOOD PERFORMING sex acts to pay for your waffle fix.
What a vicious cycle....

Not to mention the WAFFLE TRACK MARKS ....


WHEEL,,,

Well,
I think I'll just go to Denny's and pick up the 5.99 special this morning.
Eggs,Potatoes,Bacon,Ham,Sausage,Pancakes,Suryp,no waffles!!!!!

This morning I made Waffles and Pancakes just to try them both in a taste test. Pandamonium ensued as the pancake jumped of the plate and started beating the waffles azz. The waffle just cried like a little bitch. It finally jumped off the table and ran out the door. The pancake started doing Arnold style muscle poses and saying " Yeah Yeah pancakes rule bitch"

I couldnt believe my eyes.

^^^ Further proof of the vast superiority of the PANCAKE.

Can't we all just get along?

Can't we not judge a foodstuff by the dimples in its skin, but the content of it's character?

^^ Waffles have no content. They're just dried up bags of batter.

Need to immortalize this here...

To the tune of "Muffin Man" by Frank Zappa...


Cycleman is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility waffle
Research kitchen... reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an
Intimate quantity of dried waffle remnants and brushing his scapular aside
Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt...
He turns to us and speaks:

Some people like pancakes better. I for one care less for them!

Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing
Anointment utensil he poots forths a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk
Yuk... lets try that again...!) he poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette
Near the summit of a dense but radiant waffle of his own design.
Later he says:

Some people... some people like pancakes exclusively, while myself, I say
There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey
Earth as that prince of foods... the waffle!

Girl you thought he was a man
But he was a waffle
He hung around till you found
That he didnt know nuthin

Girl you thought he was a man
But he only was a-waffleing
No cries is heard in the night
As a result of him stuffin



(I'm sorry FZ. It had to be done.)