Ever have one of those things that for some reason just keeps bugging you (besides me!)???

Well, I can't figure out if there's more to the following saying...

"I see said the blind man, as he picked up the hammer and saw..."

Is there more to the saying or is that it?

You could add: "No you don't" said the deaf man

I've heard it as "I see said the blind man as he hammered with the saw."

Yours sounds better any way.

KC

I see said the blind man as he said to his daughter on a dark night.

"I see, said the blind man to his deaf wife who couldn't hear a thing"

I see said E as she looked up and smiled at me

I see sea shells by the sea shore?

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

I thought it was funy 🙂

KC

You guys are no help...

'specially YOU Rich!

Is there really no more to it?

Penguin, your joke was cute anyway...

Why do blind people never skydive????

Scares the **** out of their dog.

I heard it. Isee said the blind man to his deaf and dumb brother.

Homebrew

The Politically Correct Version of '"I see" Said the Blind Man'

" I see " said the optically impared / challenged personage to the auditorially impared / challenged personge as she / he, the auditorially impared / challenged personage threw a shard of the substance know as 'wood' for a canine species of animal who was however slighlty unfortunate to be infected with the deficiency known as paraplaegia, but, the canine with the crippling paraplaegia was not affected in any other area, so was therefore a completely normal healthy canine in mind, and mentally retrieved the wood for it's master who was not in favour of any kind of restrictions to animal liberty, and therefore decided to let the paraplaegic canine return to it's home in the wild. The auditorially impared / challenged personage was not however in favour of these same liberties and in turn with-held the canine from it's path to former living habitats, and instead had it adopt a human way of life, similar to that example of the american west, where the North American Indians were forced to adopt this same way of life as the caucasian settlers there, who had taken their land away from them, even though they had no legal land rights and correct documentation to with-hold this claim. The canine, unhappy with this method of treatment decided that it was necessary to dispose of the liberty restrictions and reasoned that the only way of completing this task in order to gain freedom was to nullify all previous owners, includindg the optically impared / challenged personage who had by now appliead and recieved legislation determining that this personage could now be known as the visually impared / challenged personage. The canine did succeed in disposing of the visually / optically impared / challenged personage, and also did succeed in nullifying the auditorially impared / challenged personage. The local authorities, however found out about this breach of personal space which the canine had exploited whilst desposing of it's owners, and was therefore tried in a court of law, and consequently found to have murdered (nullified) it's owners and as there was no legislation for canines and indeed all other non-human species, so the court of law decided that the only way to treat this case was to act as if it were a human prisoner in the defendant's chair (or in this case stand). It was therefore decided that the death penalty was the only right and just way of dealing with a case such as this. Howver, the league of animal and human rights did hear wind of an execution of one of their fellow members, and did see it fit to re-itterate their policy of liberty to the court of justice to which the canine had at first be directed to. The court realising it's own breach of the legislation of the declaration of the rights of mankind (now know universally as humankind), decided that the only way to formally rectify the situation was to set free the canine, and give back it's restrained liberties so that it would be free to go as it pleased back to it's former way of life.

Phil Steer [1999]

The empty crowded courtroom.

I think that is the whole thing E.

"How many roads must a man walk down..............."

Charlie

i could not find the rest of it. it took toby and i many years to find all the words to

"if you go out in the woods today,

you better go in disguise".

try this site and save it. it is a phrase finder

http://phrases.shu.ac.uk/meanings/116900.html 

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf dog.

I see said the blind man....... NOT!

I see, said the blind man, as he stood in the dark and picked up his hammer and saw

Rick ... you took me back a ways with the start of that song ... I know the tune, too ...

If you go out in the woods today

You're sure of a big surprise.

If you go out in the woods today

You'd better go in disguise.

For every bear that ever there was

Will gather there for certain, because

Today's the day the teddy bears have their

picnic.

Picnic time for teddy bears,

The little teddy bears are having a lovely time today.

Watch them, catch them unawares,

And see them picnic on their holiday.

See them gaily dance about.

They love to play and shout.

And never have any cares.

At six o'clock their mommies and daddies

Will take them home to bed

Because they're tired little teddy bears.

If you go out in the woods today,

You'd better not go alone.

It's lovely out in the woods today,

But safer to stay at home.

For every bear that ever there was

Will gather there for certain, because

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic

CHORUS

Every teddy bear, that's been good

Is sure of a treat today

There's lots of wonderful things to eat

And wonderful games to play

Beneath the trees, where nobody sees

They'll hide and seek as long as they please

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic

'Icey', said the blind man as he drove home on his zamboni.