Early last month I purchased a box of El Captain Peg Leg (Mad.) and since have smoked four of them , and last week won a bid and received a box of Full Sail (Mad.) last friday and since then have smoked three of them. Outstanding cigars. My problem is I have yet to speak " Pirate " like those of you who post here. How long does it take and how many Bucaneros must I smoke before I start speaking "Pirate" ? Well have to get back to work I'm burying my treasure chest which brings up another problem, how many deadmen must I bury with it and can I substitute a deadwoman for a deadman as I have this neighbor woman who is a real pain in my a$$. Thanks for any help. JonR

Arrrrggggh landlubber, It be takin' only one! Ye must be defective! Send me the Bucanero's and ye can go back to ye humidor at Davey Jones' Locker!

If you're not speaking Pirate already, it may be that you have some defective Bucaneros ...

Best advise is for you to ship me a few of them and let me test them for you ...

Speaking pirate does require some effort on your part. The Bucaneros just facillitate it. 15 men. For this purpose, 2 women = 1 man. Arrrgggghhhh ye scurvy willawag! Make sure an' use yer blood when makin' yer map! X marks the spot! AAAArrrrgggghhhhhh!!!

Aaarrrggghhh !!! Ya be needin' to walk de plank only but once and ye be speakin' de lingo...
Ya musta been a ground for too many a year and ye might be needin' a little more work than most!!!
Keep the wind in yer sails and back to the wind... it'll come ta ya matey...

Low

Dead men tell no tales...

Step yer self out on the plank with ye peg leg in one hand (so yeah, you'll be hopping) and a stick in the other. Prior to lighting ye smoke, poke yourself in the eye with the stick.

that'll get an aaaaaarrrgggghhh out of ye scurvy dog!

Aaaarrrrggghh,
Ye be need`n ta print this matey and keep it close bye when ye smok`n a Buc! Ye be talk`n like a real pirate in no time!!!!



Argh—The first word in any pirate’s vocabulary. This word is used to punctuate any sentence and should be liberally sprinkled throughout the dialogue.
Buccaneer—Pirates who menaced the Spanish of the Caribbean.
Corsair— Pirates of the Mediterranean.
Privateers—Government sanctioned pirates, with permission in the form of a letter of marque.
Aye—Yes or any other affirmative reply.
Ye— Used in place of “you”.
Me—Used in place of “my”.
Booty—Treasure.
Pieces of Eight—Spanish coins found in pirate hoards.
Doubloons—Spanish coins found in pirate hoards.
Keelhaul—A method of punishment aboard pirate ships in which the victim was tied to the ship, thrown overboard and dragged underwater along the length of the keel.
Letter of Marque—License by government to attack and loot enemy ships.
American Main—Eastern coast of North America.
Spanish Main—Mainland taken by Spain, from Mexico to Peru plus the Caribbean islands.
Cat O’Nine Tails—a nine thonged whip.
Gibbet Cage—Chains in which the corpses of pirates were hung and displayed in order to discourage piracy in others.
Hulk—British prison ships that captured pirates and privateers
Red Ensign—British flag.
Scuttle—To sink.
Cackle Fruit—Hen’s eggs.
Marooned—To be stranded, particularly on a desert isle.
Chain Shot—Two cannonballs chained together and aimed high to destroy masts and rigging.
Six Pounders—Cannons.
Scallywag—A villainous or mischievous person.
Scurvy Dog—A prolific pirate.
Hornswaggle—To cheat.
Nelson’s Folly—Rum.
Bring ‘em Near—A telescope.
Heave-To—To come to a halt.
Black Jack—A leather tankard.
Barbary Coast—The Mediterranean coastline of North Africa, from Egypt to the Atlantic coastline.
Hempen Halter—The hangman’s noose.
Jolly Roger—Flag declaring piracy, usually black with a white skull and crossbones or crossed swords.
Broadside—All the guns on one side of a ship, also shots fired by that line of guns.
Pirate Round—Route from North America to the Indian Ocean
Careen—To beach a ship and tip her on her side so the bottom can be cleaned and painted.
Cutlass—A short heavy sword with a curved blade used by pirates and sailors.
Fire Ship—A ship loaded with powder and tar then set afire and set adrift against enemy ships to destroy them.
Gold Road—Road across the Isthmus of Panama used to transport gold by train of pack mules.
Man-of-War—A vessel designed and outfitted for battle.
Overhaul—To come up next to.
Plate Fleet—Fleet of Spanish ships used to carry silver and gold to Europe.
Admiral of the Black—Title of the leader of the Brethren of the Coast, an organization of buccaneers.
“Ahoy, Matey”—Hail, fellow sailor.
“No prey, no pay”—Crew received no wages, but shared in whatever loot was taken.
“Bring ‘er alongside”—Command to bring ships side to side for boarding.
“Hang ‘im from the yardarm”—Pirate phrase for punishment for shipmates of captured prisoners.
“Dance the hempen jig”—To hang.
“Measure ye fer yer chains”—To be outfitted for a gibbet cage.
“Shiver me timbers”—phrase expressing surprise.
“Scourge of the seven seas”—An extremely evil pirate.
“Blow the man down” – To kill someone.
“Run a shot across the bow”—Command to fire a warning shot.
“Run a rig”—To play a trick.
“Hang the jib”—To pout or frown.

I smoked my first yesterday and it made me cus like a pirate..arg?

Sorry Lowman. I know this speaks mutiny in your "EYE" but I guess you have a "Peg Leg" up on the rest of us. Hope we can "PATCH" things up after I try BUC number 2 as the first left me runnin off "The Plank".
HA! I made my self laugh!

I smoked a full sail (my first Buc) and I tried to be disapointed, it was a long thread. I posted it when I lit it, trying to jump all over the fact that I was underwhelmied... I kept puffing and kept posting, it kept getting better. By the end, I was wearing a shirt with puffy sleeves, a wide hat, sord in hand, eye patch, the whole 9 yards "matie". ARRRRRGH! Then I bought a box of Full Sails. AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SHIVER ME TIMBER (OH YEAH, LIKE THAT, JUST LIKE THAT, OHHHH ME TIMBER IS SHIVERIN NOW) ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!

Aaaarrrrggghh, Don't forget the map to yer booty Matey,... alas, don't heed the words of that scallywag Mean if'n ye already sport an eye patch. With 2 eye patches I got hornswaggled out of me Peg Leg. Damn Parrot took it to the crow's nest. Aaaarrrrggghh, parrot and dumplings for me matey tonight!

Burnt Beard Barry

LOLOL! ARGGGLOLOLOLOL! ARRRGHHEEEEHEHEHEHEHE!
Ye buncho scaly wags!!! Ye be shiverin me timbers! ARRRHHHHHH!!!

How much is corn???







A Buccaneer. X

BWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHRRRRRRGGHGHHHHHH!!!!!!

Aarrghhhh!!! Will be recieving me booty tommorrow, a treasure chest of me beloved peg legs...tis bring tears to me eyes, aarrghh!!!

what's a connie???

Alas, I be a lonely pirate, have no wench to "hang me jib" or to "blow me man down" must resort to "hang me own yardarm" to "run a shot across ye bow"...aarrghh, tis the pirates life for meee...

OOOOOOOOOOO who lives in a pineapple under the sea!!!
ARRRGHHHHHH!!!!

groucho --- I'm not sure where your question came from (or if you are referring to a Pirate term), but:

Connie = Consuegra (seconds to Punch, HdM, ERDM) ...

... in other words, a cheap, nasty tasting knock-off 'dog-rocket' ... IMHO!

jd1

Captain:
Are ya ready kids?

Aye, Aye captain!

I can't heeeaaar yooouuu!

AYE, AYE CAPTAIN!

oooooooooooo.........

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Sponge Bob Square Pants!

Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.

Sponge Bob Square Pants!

If nautical nonsense be somethin' ya wish.

Sponge Bob Square Pants!

Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish.

Sponge Bob Square Pants!

Ready?

Sponge Bob Square Pants,
Sponge Bob Square Pants,
Sponge Bob Square Pants,
Sponge Booob Square Paaants!

Ah Ha Ha, Ha Ha Ha, Ha, hArgh wh..arire..Ha arrrigh.

Wow Bud, you know the theme song to SBSP...

You gotta get out more !!! LOL

OR get a second TV to watch your OWN shows... (unless that is your own show) hahaha