Ever heard this one? It's a little rough but here goes.

First of all it's a visual so try to picture it. It worked great from behind the bar during all the hullaballoo...

"What's this?" (then swallow so your friends can see you swallowing)

"Monica Lewinski witholding evidence."

You can also spit and add "What's this?"... Monica Lewinski destroying evidence.

I know it's a little late but anyone got any more?

Yo sketcha : I know a Lewinsky joke, here goes ....Monica ! JonR

Know what they found in the pocket of that blue dress?







A wad of Bill's.

Good one Spiny!

To the same lilt as Jack & Jill, went up the hill,

Hillary and Bill went up the Hill,
carrying a bucket of "Whitewater",

Monica went "Down",
Hillary looks around, and says,

I'll smoke that "Cigar" later,
(said in true Groucho Marx accent).


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What’s the difference between Vince Foster, Ron Brown, and Monica Lewinsky?

Monica is the only one who took a shot in the head from Bill and lived to tell about it.

What did Bill say when asked about coaching Monica's testimony?

"Well, it's not like I put words in her mouth!"

Nice Doc!

What do Monica Lewinski and Lucille Ball have in commen?









They've both been S#&^WED by Cubans.

Did you all hear that Monica is now voting as a Republican?









Seems the Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth ....

Although Bill Clinton was a $hitty president he is a great musician. He plays the saxaphone and the hoarmonica.

Best short joke of year!

Kid is lost in a shopping mall and goes to a cop for help....Policeman asks, "what's your dad like"?

Kid, "Beer, football and big tits"!

Charlie