Answers:

SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete
fabrication. We do not even have a chicken -
or a road.

GEORGE W BUSH
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know
if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either
for us or against us. There is no middle ground.

COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite
image of the chicken crossing the road.

TONY BLAIR
I agree with George.

HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet
been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody
told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together in
peace.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.

RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?

SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the
road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES
eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
important documents, and balance your checkbook - and internet
explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath
the chicken?

BILL CLINTON
What is your definition of chicken?

THE BIBLE
And God came down from heaven, and He said unto the chicken THOU
SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and
there was rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?

LMAO!! Good one Barry!!
C

Great stuff Barry.

thanks for the morning laugh.

Good one B. Copied, pasted, forwarded. Hope you don't mind.

o.k. Barry,now you've done it!!
My wife is looking at me once again,wondering why i am laughing at my monitior!!
Great one,definately a keeper!
Eric

Barry...
Nice job!

John

Good Laugh,,,, But the Chicken crossed the road to prove to the squirrel that it could be done.

I don't know about the road, but the chicken went to the basketball game because.....





He heard the ref was blowing fouls....