"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome
things that money can buy."
* Tom Clancy

"You know "that look" women get when they want sex?...... Me
neither."
* Steve Martin

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
you'd better have a good hand."
* Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
night."
* Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz
500SL."
* Lynn Lavner

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
* George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole
relationships."
* Sharon Stone

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a ****."
* Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives,
but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is,"
* Barbara Bush (Former U.S. First Lady, and, you didn't think Barbara
had a sense of humor!)

"Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet."
* Robin Williams

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the
only time of the month that I can be myself."
* Roseanne

"Women need a reason to have sex. ! Men just need a place."
* Billy Crystal

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe
swelling. So what's the problem?"
* Dustin Hoffman

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't
like and just give her a house."
* Rod Stewart

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a ****, and only
enough blood to run one at a time."
* Robin Williams

Funny stuff. The George Burns quote is a classic. X

"The relationship is going much better since the purchase of my corrective underwear".

Sex is not the answer.
Sex is the question.
Yes is the answer.

Why are women so dumb?

They don't have a **** to hold their brains in.

heheheheh thanks for the laugh. I needed it.....

i'll hold the remote, you're busy.

Scientists have reported that the "doggie style" is the most preferred position to have sex.....
The men sit and beg and the women roll over and play dead!
Eric

I'm celabate by choice. Not my choice but the women's choice.

choner

Have you ever tried Rodeo Sex. You know, when you get behind your woman, tell her you f#$@ed her sister and see how long you can hang on.