Chinese Wedding Night

A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:

"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - jus anyting you want. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want...... numba 69"

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries....."You want.......Beef wif Broccori?"

LOL... and I work in an office full of them

RDC does it smell like L-27???

thats one of my Fav's!!! or Gen Seo's Chicken...


Hog

Mmmmmm General Tso's Chicken.

You wan fochune cookie? 29 CENT !!!

Old Eddie Murphy! Excellent!

Chicken fwy...mummble mummble..mu shu por...mummble mummble...FOUR TWENY NI!!!!

It smells horrible during lunch. The things they nuke stink up the place for hours. Blechhhhh

Stinks like a Poo-Poo Platter!

ahhhhh Moo Gue Gi Pan!!!! LMAO!!!


Hog

2 damn funny! ROTFLMAO! But maybe I shouldn't be laughin...

B

Good one Dr!! Hehe!!

Mag

Now that's funny. I'm chinese and and I'm laughing my ass off.

There's so many Wings and Wongs in china, everytime I wing, I get the wong number.

choner

ROTFALMAO!!!!!!!!!

choner

i liked yours. the mispronouncing is a stereotype that is more often wong than right.


true story. at a conference a man from the us delegation was seated next to a man who may have been chinese or japanese. (not easy to tell without the last name)

throughout the meal the american would chat with the man, sort of: likee me to pass the salt? likee the meal? likee desert?

when diner was complete the oreiental chap got up to give his speech. he spoke in flawless englsh, using french, spanish and latin to punctuate his speech. as he sat down to a round of applause, he turned to the american and said "likee spechee"

as an aside, the strawberry chicken at the orleans coffee shop in vegas, is about as good as it gets.

That's General Tsao's Chicken! And, it is the best!

Hollywood's favorite soup: Cream of Sum Yung Gai

hoagie55

if you are responding to my post about the strawberry chicken in vegas, another "hot tip" anthony and mario's broadway pizzeria. try their small white pizza. they put the toppings on consisting of a bunch of cheezes.

if that works i can tell you about a cigar shop in vegas. no competition with cbid, they are a local native american store.

Hoaige, General Tso's is one of the most fattening foods on earth. Damn tasty, too.

My favs are Gangbang Chicken and Moocow Dung. X