Fell in, Because you forgot to put the seat down? Mine has on several occasions and it's always really hard to keep a straight face while she bitching me out big time...LOL

I'd really like to hear E's take on this as well...LOL

if you can't see a toilet seat in the up position, you shouldn't drive a car.

My first ex-wife's butt was too big to fall thru!

No, but I've pissed on the lid a couple of times because she left the seat down.

I never understood this gripe. We have to look to make sure the lid is up, why can't they look to make sure it's down?

I've often wondered that myself THL. I mean guys have to sit on the toilet too from time to time. And I know I've NEVER fell in. I'd hazard a guess that not to many men have.

We fought this battle early and came to a truce. Now we just leave the lid down too.

so where is the picture????

TOILET - Problem: Lid up Lid down... Solution: Two toilets. Toil.. noun.. 1)archaic: a)struggle,battle b)laborious effort. Hmmm seems to fit. JonR

Hey! just tell her you're "holding the door" for her...It's always in the "open" position! See? you care! You're just showing her how much everytime you leave the door open!

I had a urinal installed in my last house.
New wife, new house, no urinal... 😞

M

My Wife Now doesn't say much at all...
I owened this house before the two of us started dating and got married... it really never has been an Issue... she has made comments a few times.. but not complaining for real... she know's my Harley Background and free spirit... sometimes if I can remember to put it back down I do.. sometimes I forget... but with my "Ex Wife"... like another on the Board here... Her Ass was way to wide to really matter Up/Down... But I did used to catch all kinds a Hell for Dribbiling all over the Seat!!!!! "Intentinally" along with waiting tell she was snoring really good then Ripping a Nice one and pulling the covers up over her head!!!!! and she wondered why I never kissed her in the AM before heading off to work???

one of my Buddy's signs in his rest room at his Harley Shop reads " If your a Chick and you gotta Squat.. You Better lift the lid before you Trot"

Hog

A word of advice: If your wife or SO ever sits down with the lid up and goes to the toilet; and does not actually realize the lid is up..............DO NOT COMMENT!!!! There is NO remark that will be considered humorous in this situation!

My Wife Now is so small she would fall in and I would have to toss her a life preserver!!! when she sits down... her feet are off the floor and I ain't kiddin!!! it's kinda cute... I guess that is why this isn't really an Issue either... because "MOST" of the time I do think of her and lower the lid... plus the KID she's a bit smaller then her mother

Hog

a man decides to paint his toilet seat to make it look good.

his wife comes home sits down and gets stuck to the almost dry paint.

he is afraid of hurting her so he carefully removes the seat and carries his wife with the seat still stuck to her, into the bedroom, puts her on the bed and covers her with a blanket. he then calls his doctor telling him to come over and help.

when the doctor arrives and asks what the problem is, he takes the doctor into the bedroom, removes the blanket and asks "what do you think about that?"


the doctor says "it is very cute, but i don't see why you framed it."

nice one Rick!!

I always make sure the seat and the lid are closed...pisses the dog off more than anyone else...

What jd1 said, get a dog that can reach the toilet and the issue is settled, unless you want toilet water splashed all around the bathroom!!

Jim, yep...of course. In the middle of the night with the lights off...it's bound to happen. And damn, was it cold!

But on the flip side, Mike has rushed in to drop the kids off at the pool and sat down without lifting the seat LID...think about it...what a mess! HAHAHA!

How 'bout them apples!?

Marla