The Olsen twins will now have their mugs on toothpaste. Someone please shoot me!

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=796&ncid=799&e=2&u=/eo/20030827/en_celeb_eo/12390 

Arrgghh! Save a bullet for me!

Are they old enough yet so that its socially acceptable for me to want to see them in Playboy?

Well... they are 17 so its pretty close. There are several websites that have countdown timers to their 18th birthday. Its all weird to me. My guess is that they will end up in porn sometime soon...

At 18 they will be doing cheese soft porn, with Mickey Roarke

Sounds good to me...except the part about Mickey Roarke.

Those little girls have built a billion dollar empire. I can't look at them. I still see the little girls on Full House. I must be getting old. I remember when I would look at the daughter when she was with her mother. As I got older I looked at the mother. Well guess what? I am up to grandma now. I guess I am aging like a fine cigar. Either that or an old sock....

I remember seeing them standing in the crib wearing nothing but diapers. They were babies.

Now I'd like to see them in my crib wearing only panites. Is that wrong? They are of age now, so I guess it's ok.

What's that old saying... Old enough to bl..d, old enough to breed.

I need to go take my medication now, bye...

I thought it was...

Old enough to go to the store...old enough to get bre(a)d.

I might have it wrong...

Kind of funny,isn't it? When those 42 year old "Grandmas" get to be hot younger babes!

I thought it was "If there's hair on the infield...PLAY BALL!"

Eeeew. No...not a good rule. Unless you are in Thailand.