With the election circus getting close, I would like to declare my endorsement for the actor. No, not Arnold. Although I'm not particularly in favor of the recall for a number of reasons, if a new governor has to be picked, I suggest Mary Carey, adult film star. This is a candidate that people can get behind and give their full support.

I think she has the right assets. I'd be her assistant.

and she knows how to get it done.