and more frustrated at her husband's lack of interest in sex. She

wondered about ways to add some pizzazz to their sexual

relationship, and finally decided to purchase some crotchless

underwear she had seen in a lingerie shop.

One evening when she was feeling particularly desirous, and he was,

as usual, watching television, she took a shower, freshened up, and

donned the crotchless undies, and a slinky negligee. She then strolled

between her husband and the television, and suggestively tossed one

leg up on his chair arm.

"Want some of this?" she purred.

"Are you kidding?" he replied. "Look what it did to your underwear.