This is kind of embarrassing, but you all seem to know so much about cigars, I figure you may have insight to medical conditions as well. A few mornings ago I wake up and my, you know (member) is bright orange. Scares the hell out of me. I tried washing it and nothing happened, so I went to the doctor. Doctor looks at it and cant find anything physically wrong with it but is worried I may have contracted a disease. I tell him I've been with the same woman for 3 years and he asks if we've done anything unusual lately. I say no, she's actually been out of town on business for 2 weeks. I haven't even seen her. My nights are pretty uneventful. All I usually do is watch porn movies while I eat a bag of Cheetos.

Switch to the White Cheetos, that's what I did.......Cleared up in no time.....

ROTFLMAO Big time!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tim

Good thing you don't eat the chili flavored Cheetos.

Flamin' Hot Cheetos are the best!!

Very old joke...been around for years.