My favorite jokes are one-liners. After that 2. After that 3. Please deposit your favorite 1, 2 or 3 liners here. Here's a 3-liner to start:

A Texas State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-20. The trooper asks, "You got any ID?"
The driver replies, "'bout what?"

LMAO!!!!!!!

Hog

Here's a "goodie"

http://mpc.elitecoders.org/wooolF/ 

you're a redneck if you got to a famly picnic looking for a woman.

you're a redneck if you marry a virgen and divorce her right away, thinking if she ain;t good enough for her own family, she's not good enough for you.

a midget walks into a bar

...and kisses everyone in the joint.

How about that tall indian who was nuts over his girlfriend?

Your a Redneck if you think the last four words to the National Athem are "Gentlemen, Start Your Engines"

ELELTEA

don't you mean ON the joint

Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?
A: One's a phony buck.

Mag

30 seconds over Tokyo....Rose. X

Mag, I have always loved Spoonerism jokes. Know any more?

Difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom: a pickpocket snatches watches.

Difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girl's track team: a tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts.

Anyone know that old bawdy poem that started: "She sleeps! She sleeps! Her soul is full of hope."

Rick, yes.

I will snatch a kiss and run off into the night. Of course he screw up the lines and recites:She sleeps! She sleeps! Her hole is full of soap. I will kiss her snatch and run off into the night. X :~)

hey DrMad, that site is awesome... great use od dhtml..

DrMad, do you play any online games?

X, somehow I knew you'd know that one. Always got your mind on something to eat.

Used to play Spades and Euchre at Yahoo.

LLT,...TACOS....TACOS. TACOS at The Blue Fox! X :~)