There were two twin brothers who lived in New York City.

Brother number one was a very respected Account who obeyed all of the rules. Didn't drink, treated women with respect etc.

Brother number two was a carousing, drinking womanizing attorney who thought his Lexus only had one speed - FAST.

One day they were together and as usual Brother number two was driving too fast and hit a gasoline truck. Brother number two was instantly killed and Brother number one was severely injured and taken to a hospital where he passed away within an hour.

When Brother number one reached the Pearly Gates he was told to sit down while they checked his records to see if he could enter. While waiting he spotted his Brother passing by with a beautiful Blonde on one arm and bottle of booze in his other hand.

Brother number one called to St. Peter and asked why he was made to wait while his bad brother was already enjoying himself when his life style should have sent him straight to Hell.

St. Peter said, "Your Brother really does deserve to be in Hell and If you notice that bottle has a hole in it and the girl doesn't."

Now that is REALLY HELL

Might not be that bad. If she doesn't have a hole it means she doesn't have a mouth. So you can still enjoy the game without being interupted.