i just stumbled on this and thought it was interesting

“Things you have to believe to be a Republican today.”

o Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you’re a conservative radio host. Then it’s an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.

o The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.

o Government should relax regulation of Big Business and Big Money but crack down on individuals who use marijuana to relieve the pain of illness.

o “Standing Tall for America” means firing your workers and moving their jobs to India.

o A woman can’t be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.

o Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.

o The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans’ benefits and combat pay.

o Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless you someday run for governor of California as a Republican.

o If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won’t have sex.

o A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.

o HMOs and insurance companies have the interest of the public at heart.

o Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.

o Global warming and tobacco’s link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

o Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush’s daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a “we can’t find Bin Laden” diversion.

o A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.

o Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

o The public has a right to know about Hillary’s cattle trades, but George Bush’s driving record is none of our business.

o You support states’ rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have a right to adopt.

o What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the ’80s is irrelevant.

o Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

Well, I am not a Republican and I sure as hell ain't no friggin democrat. I don't believe any of this but ya know what I have voted for a Republican president every time. Why, because they have fielded the BEST candidate. I vote all over the table in local elections.

I never vote straight party. They're all crooks and/or morons so far as I've been able to tell. If there's not something or someone specific I'm not voting for or against, though, I will usually vote Libertarian. Now if only they could find some serious candidates...

Gosh, another post Rick and I are in agreement on. Tsk tsk tsk . . . What's this world coming to?

Rick, I think that tune-up did you good...

eleltea

only three more to go.

Oh Look!Another "cut and paste"???? From Rickey?


YAAAAWWWWWNNNNN!!!!!

jjohnson28

what is wrong with posting information from sources that have more insight then i have.

you are a nice guy, would you rather i posted my own ideas? ok

w is an idiot. that is not a cut and paste.

LOL,You have a nice Turkey Day Rick,would ya! I know I will!

Course I gotta put that farking bird in the oven in about 4 hours,so I shouldn't really be wasting my time with you, I should be sleeping...LOL

capons, corn bread stuffing, candied yams.
the turkey flew away.