Fart Football

A little old couple prepares to go to bed. They no sooner hit the pillows

when the old man farts and says, Seven Points." His wife rolls over and

says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart

football." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says,Touchdown, tie

score." After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,

Aha.I'm ahead 14 to 7." Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one

and says, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a

little squeaker and says, Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is

on the old man. He refuses to get beat by a woman, so he strains real

hard, but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it

everything he's got, and accidentally he **** in the bed. The wife says,

"What the hell was that?" The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."

Very funny ! JonR

An oldy but goody. I need a good belly laugh this morning.