2 martians meet,

first martain asks the second martian his name.

second martian says my name is 342877.

first martian says, "that's funny, you don't look jewish."

Two Plutonions meet... The first Plutonion ask the second Plutonion his occupation... The second Plutonion says: " I'm classified a "0"... The first Plutonion says: I didn't know you were a philosophy professor. LMAO JonR

Can't wait to become a professor (possibly of philosophy) so JonR can be a ****** to me just cause he hates drabinski. Or maybe he's a ******...period.

Oh, the eternal questions we ponder....

Why set the bar so low? Bad at math?

:0)

I hear philosophy professors are very good at the Limbo...

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Yo billyjackson: You are the title of this post. First of all I do not hate jdrabinski ( hate is a wasted emotion ), but I do despise him. Second go to this old post " from a libertarian to the liberals "and see what you posted about jdrabinski, I especially liked the part you wrote about licking the icing off of the cushin. Third what worries me the most about you is your obsession with dicks and penises as you state you plan to ponder about my ****** in this post and in another post " Mexiforna License " you state and I qoute " My last name is Jackson but I do have a small **** oh, the shame " end qoute. And you being a Theologian and all, shame shame shame. JonR

JonR...

Oh, drabinski is a putz...not backing down from that...but not because he is a philosophy prof.

And you being a ****** has nothing to do with my obsession...just an observation. Me being a looser, etc. doesn't put me low enough to elevate you above the classification of ******.

ooops..."classification"...that's philosophy...can't do that around dicks like you. Too much of a waste of space...must leave room for you.

And...I'm now a retired theologian.

Not that you would value my theological insights anyway...since it is kin to philosophy.

Yo bj: May I call you bj since we are becoming intimate. Being called any derogatory name by a self proclaimed looser ( your choice of words, not mine ) is meaningless. And now you have used the word " ****** " five times and you claim it's an observation not an obsession, yeah right. If one of our great Presidents Ronald Reagan was here he would say to you " Well, there you go again BJ ". I personally feel they should abolish the teaching of philosophy. I would compare the usefulness of philosophy on the same level as putting a gelding out to stud. JonR

Come on, JonR...you can't abolish teaching philosophy...what would jdrabinski and I do?

JonR...truce?

So I like philosophy and you think it is worthless...so be it.

So you are hard on drabinski and use your opinion of philosophy as an instrument of torment...he deserves it...and since I jumped in the middle, so do I.

And maybe I have an obsession with penises and sex or whatever. I wish that was the worst thing wrong with me.

So how about a truce? In fact, I'd like to extend an olive branch BOMB your way if you would accept it.

Send me your addy.

mrbillyjackson

hotmail

A cigar package, of course.

And I'm serious about this.

This is getting interesting...let's see, exploding cigars, cigars dipped in who knows what...uh yea, I can only imagine what a character like Billyjackson would do...

My policy regarding apologies linked with consumable items...don't do it!

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Yo billyjackson: The cigar bomb is appreciated but not necessary. Let us take this truce to a higher level. JonR extends his open hand over the internet in friendship to Billy Jackson. JonR

Oh come on now,this was just gettin' good...LOL :0)

***billy accepts JonR's virtual hand of friendship and shakes on the truce.***

***ignores SAM***

JonR's inferiority complex in relation to me is among the most entertaining elements of this bbs!

And I'm glad they don't have GED wannabes like him running the universities...who knows what they'd be teaching...or, should I say in his vein, "teachering." LOL!

JonR shakes Billys in the name of friendship and accepts truce. JonR..... JonR ignores jdrabinski.

***Secret_Agent_Man shakes his thingy in front of the virtual urinal...then shakes all your hands...***

***Ignored the virtual hand washing***

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