WARNING - LOCK YOUR DOORS!!

Be sure you lock your doors and windows at home!

A New Jersey man was found dead in his home over the
weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man
face down in his bathtub. The tub had been filled
with milk, sugar, and cornflakes.

A banana was sticking out of his ass.

Police suspect a cereal killer.

RLOFMAO!!!!!

He should subbed Splenda for the sugar. lmao

Musta been a green banana, huh? Not that there's anything wrong with that! lol

Oh that's good.

That's funny. X

bud451

that broke me up.