Here in Boston it's pretty chilly. Both cars wouldn't start this morning. Oh well, no work today. Just have to stay home and smoke cigars alllllllll day!

We're tough people. We like our beer, broads and cigar bars. We wish we had more of them all.

Here's what we think of the weather.

60F

Floridians wear coats, hats and wooly hats

New Englanders sunbathe



50F

New Yorkers try and turn on the heat

New Englanders plant gardens



40F

Itialian cars won't start

Bostonians drive around with the windows down and smoke cigars



32F

Distilled water freezes

Lake Winnapesaukee cools off



20F

Californians shiver uncontrollably

New Englanders have a last cookout before it gets cold



10F

New York landlords finally turn up the heat

Bostonians throw on a "sweatah"



0F

Californians fly away to Mexico

New Englanders take in the flag



-20

People in Miami, cease to exist

New Englanders get out the winter coats



-40F

Hollywood disintergrates

New England Girl Scouts still sell cookies door to door



-60F

Penguins flee Antarctica

New England Boy Scouts hold "Winter Survial" training



-80F

Mt. St. Helen's freezes

New Englanders rent videos



-100F

Santa Claus abandons the North pole

Bostonians are frustrated because they can't thaw the keg



-297F

Microbial life survives in dairy products

Cows in Rhode Island complain that the farmers have cold hands



-460F

Atomic motion stops

Bostonians ask "cold anuff faw ya?"



-500F

Hell freezes over

The Boston Red Sox win the world series



Anthony

Yea, sometimes riding out the cold is all you can do. Smoke a premium for me today. Are you sure "hell freezes over at -500F"? 'Cause when it does, there will be alot of promises to keep....lol.

Hell freezes over regularly. Happens every year. I'll see if I can find the picture.

El Paso weather today...

Showers...high of 58....low of 40...currently 45...

When is winter going to be over...

Brrrrr.....

RasDas

Joe

Baton Rouge:

Currently 54 degrees and fair......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hey Anthony, at least you'll be home to watch the kids. Assuming you have kida that is.

-Lenny

yeh,3 boys. Schools all around here are closed for the safety of the kids. Severe frostbite warning. Wind chills -40F - -50F! A couple of kids went to the hospital with frostbite on their ears and nose.

My nose would never freeze, cuz I always have a gar hanging out of my gob.

Gee, 11:00 a.m. and I'm already on my third stick.

Plus I have my new CI catalogue to devour.

Baby it's cold outside.

It was so cold the other day, my laywer actually had his hands in his own pockets!

Stay warm rjdc.... At least your sense of humor is keeping things warm.

I just checked the thermometer and there was a picture of a witch with naked breasts.

Coldest reporting North American town that I've been able to find...

http://www.weather.com/outlook/travel/local/CAXX0021?from=search_city 

Now that's cold!!!

DD

hey, next time i get back to boston (man, i miss it!), are there any good cigar bars around still, particularly in southie?

antonio

I'm from the Western side, and the best one I've found was on route to a friend's house in Connecticut.
Quite a few joints with walk-ins and such, but very few with Lounges.