A uniformed DWARF, carries a shockingly PINK TELEPHONE
It's impossible to walk in this muck, otherwise, we'll never get out of this place alive.SIX NYMPHET SISTERS BLOOD DRIPPING FROM THEIR FANGS no footing at all, now we're right in the vortex you want to quit Get sheep over side... women and
children to armored car... orders



from Captain Zeep.

Magic, moments,
When two hearts are carin’,
Magic, moments,
Memories we’ve been sharin’ . . .

I’ll never forget the moment we kissed,
The night of the hayride,
The way that we hugged to try to keep warm,
While takin' a sleigh ride.

Magic, moments,
Memories we’ve been sharin’,
Magic, moments,
When two hearts are carin’ . . .

DISASTROUS ZOOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT involving
whisky and gorillas has somehow gone wrong.

The monkeys got loose it took an hour to remove the hat from the limp form of the wing .How could all of this have gone so wrong? I didnt shoot anyone !All i wanted was to wash the stove.

The cages were filthy .Not with animal waste but with the stares and scorn of human eyes burned into the cement walls and bars .Reeking of the way life has drawn its ultimate conclusions about the order of things

How could I have been so blind as not to see what they were trying to say to me .I hadn’t been dreaming all of this.The lights had just been turned off and it made no sense, you know I was the last of them,I was the ultimate collection of atoms, from this day on, things will be different.

vote for bush, I AM

no wait, rewind, delete that last remark.

you are all doomed. im going to drop the top and go for a ride, and only god himself will be able to stop me. hahahaha

I think I have 65gtoman figured out. I think he has a set of Magnetic Poetry words on his refrigerator door. I think he assembles phrases and sentences on the fridge door and posts the best ones here. You never know how a magnetic poem might turn out.

the rains will wash away my crimes and reduce me to a puddle but i shall freeze and people will slide and fall

i will not be forgotten, but re form as an icicle and fall completely through the evil one and i shall melt again and no one will suspect me.

i will become fire and consume all those that do not believe in me. they shall roast slowly, screaming in agony and yea, i will not hear them.

i will fly higher then the birds and become a super nova and light up the ether and wreck much havoc among the peoples of many worlds.

satan is but one of many of my doers of evil.

i am the evil.

Yes Rick you are evil but it's not your fault, it comes from smoking all those Bad Frogs. JonR

Is your refrain from Dante's Inferno or Loggins & Messina? And I know that a mavin is a connoisseur, but what is a maven? Is that a yiddish derivation? Oh, my head hurts.

bloody spaniard

i just winged it.

mavin and maven (jewish) pretty close. i define maven simply as "one who knows."