One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it. The
seven year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, "Good morning, Alex."
"Good morning, Pastor," replied the young man, still focused on the plaque. "Pastor, what is this?"
"Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service." Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque.
Little Alex's voice was barely audible, trembling with fear, when he asked, "Which service, the 9:45 or the 11:15?"

Hog

*LAUGH* ah, from the mouths of babes. brilliant!
thanks for the laugh.

Hog.... Very cute!!

Applause!!!!
Applause!!!!
Applause!!!!

lends a whole new meaning to "the sermon bored me to death!" LOL

Great Post Russell.
Thanks I needed a laugh.
Later
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)