http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/europe/04/08/eye.jewelry.reut/index.html 

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AMSTERDAM, The Netherlands (Reuters) -- Body piercing and tattoos make way. A new fashion statement has hit the Netherlands -- eyeball jewelry.

Dutch eye surgeons have implanted tiny pieces of jewelry called "JewelEye" in the mucous membrane of the eyes of six women and one man in cosmetic surgery pioneered by an ophthalmic surgery research and development institute in Rotterdam.
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Go to the website to see a picture and read more... freaky.

too weird

That does it. I'm going to open a "designer" artificial limb business. We'll amputate any limb and put on one of these beautiful Tommy Hilfiger, or Nike designed limbs. We'll make you better, stronger, faster. It may be a joke now, but we all may live long enough to see it.

You know what would be cool, if they made little breast eye plants. Then you could have them implanted in each eye and when ever you were in conversation with a women and she was staring you in the face you could accuse her of staring at your breasts. Just a thought. JonR

JonR: just get ya some breastesses implanted in your pecs. cheaper, and you could STILL accuse her of staring at your breasts, coz you KNOW she'd be lookin' at 'em all right! 😃

... I'm still waiting for them to start selling a contact lens that makes your pupils look like nipples .... hehehe