did he say bourbon?
Ah, scotch, whisky, bourbon, all sisters that I love...
I was at the Fox and Hound last night (after getting my taxes sent in) enjoying some great smoke with a friend. The waitron came by and I ordered my bourbon the usual way.
"Yes, you can help me, I would like some Knob, make it a double, and I like it neat."
She obviously had not heard of Knob Creek and was turning all sorts of pink and red colors, turned away and asked somebody else to wait on us. The second waitress asked what if I would like to order, so I repeated myself. The second waitress just exploded in laughter and told me that the first waitress thought I had propositioned her for a "term other than Knob" that most of us know.