What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

On your doorstep: Matt
On your wall: Art
His dad: Pop Art
In a pile of leaves: Russell
In a ditch: Phil
In a hot tub: Stew
In a swimming pool: Bob
Waterskiing: Skip
In your mail box: Bill


A blind guy comes into a grocery store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden he starts twirling the poor dog over head in big sweeping circles! The manager rushes over "Hey hey hey, stop that!! Just what do you think your doing?" The blind guy shrugs and says, "Just looking around."

Ok, back to your political blather

Dave

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

In a Kiddie pool? Wade.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs?

It doesn't matter. He's not going to come anyway.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

A cow masturbating?

Beef strokin' off.

"Hey Mrs Smith can Jimmy come out and play baseball with us"?

"Boys you know Jimmy has no arms and legs"

"That's ok Bobbie Joe lost a base and we thought Jimmy could be second base"!

C

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

You guy's get back in line and on with the Political BS!!! LOL

Good One Dave and DMV and the rest!!

Hog

what do you call a dog with no legs?

doesn't matter. he won't come when you call him anyway!

A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar, the bartender says, "I'll serve you but don't start anything!"

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is
the bar tender here?"

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a
salted.

Guy with no arms and legs at the bottom of a pool



dwayne

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

On your BBQ grill? Frank.

Upside down in the end zone? Spike.

no arms/legs

Flying over a fence?
Homer

In a pile of leaves?
Russle

In a swimming pool?
Bob

Two in a swimming pool?
Pair of swimming trunks

A woman with NANL on a grill?
Patty

A woman up against a wall?
Eileene

A Chinese woman against a wall?
Irene

Laying down in front of your door?
Matt

Waterskiing?

Skip

!!!Warning!!! [BLOND JOKE]

A blond woman motercycle cop pulls over a blond woman in a sports car for speeding. The cop asks the driver for her driver's license.

The driver serches through her purse becomeing more and more frustrated. Finally, she asks the cop "What does it look like?" The cop answers, "Its small, rectangular, and has your picture on it."

The blond driver finds a compact mirror and looks at it and sees her reflection. She says "Oh, here it is!" and hands it to the cop.

The blond motercycle cop looks at it and says "I didn't know you were a cop too!" and lets the driver go.

Neal

Are you guys paying attention? A lot of repeats here.

Can't believe you forgot this one...

...a mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea. (works best with a Boston accent)

Same deer with no legs?
Still no idea...

Two drunk monkeys stumbled into a wall. They were plastered.

Let me try, mmmmmmmmm okay:

What do you call a man with an extremely large head with no brain inside?

john kerry !

LOL, IBMU, LOL

JonR