Anyone know how Osama bin Laden and the al-Qaida supporters practice safe sex? A: They spray paint X's on the back of the camels that kick.

And the donkeys, sheep and horses! Charlie

do you know why there are no K marts in Afghanistan?

because there are too many Targets.

How to kill bin laden, spray viagra into the caves and when the little p***k pops up cut his bleepin head off.

Who is this Al Qaida guy anyway?

I think he's the one that invented those 'al-Qaida excercises' that women do to help tone up their pelvic muscles ... and I'd like to buy him a beer as soon as he checks into Camp X-Ray ...