What do you think, should we make new laws over there outlawing firearms and edged weapons? Since many think it stops crime over here maybe it would work there!? Hmm...


I can just picture all the terrorists standing in line to turn in their illegal weapons. Wait now, maybe we could give them $10 for each weapon? That might just work, huh!?

That's sufficiently fuzzy-headed enough thinking to appeal to libs ...

And, of course, you're right in thinking it'd work as well there as it does here ...

You have to up the ante and offer 73 virgins for an AK-47! They've got satellite TV so they're starting to understand the value of a dinar!