Try to let out a nasty fart just before you roll down the window.. happened to me with a CO years ago.. he didnt say a word.. just walked away..

cayman

By the way andy. I opened a bottle of listerine poured part of it out and through it in the back seat of your car.

Your neighbor is waiting to watch you drive by before calling the police ad telling him you are driving drunk again. If that doesn't work plan 2 is nyquil.

Re 60 - the difference here is that there is no pot growing in the attic - the driver is completely sober.