Why I am so depressed!!!

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel,

"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you

to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay

down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the

Promised Land."

Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price

of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the

economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement

funds, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for

English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was

suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

EBB

That cracked me up EBB

GENERAL discussion !!

I don't tnink so !

At least you figgered how ta post ! LOL !!

EBB

You should try the novel idea sometimes !

I know it might hurt your little french head , but the pain goes away after awhile !

EBB

I apologize. You little Obama email was cute. Better now?

/insert "need a tissue" ****gy emoticon

Would take more than that ta do it !! LOL !!

EBB

Now he'll be double offended and his outrage will know no bounds!

It was a JOKE

Even though political in nature

A JOKE !!

It used ta go in the misc post

WELLLLLLLLLLL EXCUSE MEEEEEEE !!!! LOL !!

EBB