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21 years ago

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two. But how they got in there no one knows

21 years ago

But what if there were three mice in there? Would it be a me-mouse-a-trois?

ok, ok...that was just plain bad.

21 years ago

a skeleton walks into a bar. he orders 3 beers...and a mop.

21 years ago

A proton walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "Why so glum?"
The proton replies, "I've lost an electron".
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive."

21 years ago

Why was he so negative???

21 years ago

It really must have been a charged conversation!

-Wolfy

21 years ago

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender says, "For you... no charge."

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