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RICKAMAVEN
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15 years ago

February 10, 2011
Republicans Cut Shirts from Budget
Slash Seven Years from Age

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – In an effort to show that they are serious about reducing the size of the Federal deficit, a group of House Republicans announced today that they would totally eliminate shirts from this year’s Congressional budget.

The lawmakers, who call themselves the Shirtless Republicans and are led by Rep. Christopher Lee (R-NY), appeared in the Capitol rotunda this morning naked from the waist up.

“We are going to slash this budget until it is as ripped and shredded as my abs,” Rep. Lee said.

Rep. Lee added that in order to postpone their eligibility for Social Security. the Shirtless Republicans would also subtract seven years from their stated ages.

Immediately after their appearance, a spokesman for C-Span said that the network would immediately pull the plug on all future broadcasts from the House of Representatives: “We don’t think the American people should have to see this.”

how come i never hear about the women republicans who have deviant sexual behavior?

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jackconrad
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15 years ago

(\ /)
-oo)-
(")_(") WHO ME a WACK JOB ?

WAKA WAKA

daveincincy
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15 years ago

The guy is in good shape...I'll give him that. 😰

DrMaddVibe
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15 years ago

how come i never hear about the women republicans who have deviant sexual behavior?

RICKAMAVEN wrote:

PERVERT ALERT!!!

wheelrite
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15 years ago

Rick has'nt had a whack job in over 30 yrs...

DadZilla3
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15 years ago

how come i never hear about the women republicans who have deviant sexual behavior?

RICKAMAVEN wrote:

You obviously don't frequent the same clubs as I do then. 🖐

richokeeffe
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15 years ago

how come i never hear about the women republicans who have deviant sexual behavior?

RICKAMAVEN wrote:

Cuz no one in the media wants to portray fifty year old or older women as sexual or sensual. Where somehow, men in their 50's and 60's are supposed to be "virile". And fifty plus men occasionally do get younger women, whereas older women rarely get much younger men. Imagine Pelosi with a thirtysomething? yikes.

Edited by user 15 years ago | Reason: Not specified

DrafterX
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15 years ago

Rick has'nt had a whack job in over 30 yrs...

wheelrite wrote:

Ram whacks off.... 😟

RICKAMAVEN
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15 years ago

wheelrite

your little picture looks like either a female's ass or do you have the mumps.

i am not a wack job, i am a progressive democrat.

from puberty until 1963, when toby and i were married i had more different
kinds of jobs because .there are more things in heaven and earth, horatio,
than are dreamt of in your philosophy.